Guys, here is what is currently bothering me:
1. Call back ringtones. This is the stupidest thing I have ever heard of in my entire life. No, I don't want to "please enjoy the music while my party is reached," only to hear the first 30 seconds of "Souljah Boy" over and over. I don't like your goddamn music, and I would never be so presumptuous to force anyone to listen to a song I like. And why put a song YOU like as your call back ringtone? Do you call yourself all the time and think "man, I picked an awesome song for other people to have to sit through while they try to call me"? Ma-hell no! If I had a call back ringtone, I would make it Harry Nilsson's "You're Breaking My Heart." If you don't know the lyrics, look them up. I think you will find them quite fitting.
2. Nancy Grace. Jesus F. Christ on a stick, I hate this show. I hate Nancy Grace. I hate her hair. But most of all, I hate that this program takes tiny pieces of evidence and makes it out to be the biggest news story on the face of the planet. Okay, I understand a little hyperbole sells now and then, but this woman is the absolute queen of outrageous hyperbole. And she acts so fucking smug about it, too! And it really irritates the piss out of me when she invites people on her show, then doesn't let them talk. She just talks over and interrupts them unless they agree with her. This is not a show for CNN, which should be a respectable news channel. This is a show for FOX late at night when no one's watching. It's like a kook on a cable access channel got a shitload of money for sets and bad wigs. WHAT A NIGHTMARE.
3. People who think they can fool me. NO ONE CAN FOOL ME. FOR I AM THE FOOL.